Running Jokes

If you start to feel good during a marathon, don’t worry you’ll soon get over it.

What runs faster hot or cold? Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.

Remember, the second most important thing to choosing the right shoe, is choosing the left one.

Why couldn’t Cro-Magnon man run in the marathon? Because he wasn’t part of the Human Race.

What do runners do when they forget something? They jog their memory.

What do you get when running in front of a car? Tired. What do you get when running behind a car? Exhausted.

Running: Cheaper than therapy. Cheaper than diet plans.

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!

Endorphins: Runners’ drug of choice.

When I told my friend I was running a half marathon they asked, “Which half are you running? The first or second”

Who is the fastest runner of all time? Adam, because he came first in the Human Race.

If you jog in a jogging suit, smoke in a smoking jacket, swim in a swim suit, what do you do in a wind breaker? ……………..

“Time wounds all heels”. Podiatrist office sign.